“Sometimes the things that may or not be true are the things a man needs to believe in most.” -Secondhand Lions
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Working in Healthcare
Like working retail, but every single customer is hungry, in pain, sleep deprived, and has expectations on par with the service at an exclusive, 7-star resort.
Also, everything is beeping.
9am// Pretty sure this mug is going to live in the doctor’s office with me when I start work this summer. Thanks Nanna!
Reasons Why Oxygen Is Actually the WORST Element
1. Everything it combines with becomes complete garbage. Iron + oxygen = rust. A wooden table + oxygen = carbon dioxide and a pile of ashes.
2. It slowly kills you with free radicals, but you have to keep breathing it or else you’d die even more quickly. So oxygen basically holds you hostage for life.
3. Ozone alerts. Seriously, those suck.
4. It turns my guacamole brown. Who wants to eat brown guacamole?
5. In liquid form, it basically goes on flaming murder rampages.
6. It’s the third most common element in the Universe, which is stupid because it’s number eight, not number three. Oxygen cuts in line.
7. People will pick it as their favorite chemical element because it’s literally the only one they can think of.
watching friends as a child gave me warped expectations of my early 20s. all of my friends don’t live within 3 steps of my front door. my hair does not sit nearly as nicely as jennifer aniston’s. there isn’t an audience full of people who laugh at everything i say. i don’t even know why i bother going outside
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